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Adults Ask Me About My Micro-Penis T-Shirt | Unisex Classic White Stag Do Novelty Tee | 100% Cotton

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Adults Ask Me About My Micro-Penis T-Shirt | Unisex Classic White Stag Do Novelty Tee | 100% Cotton The stag walks into a bar. Everyone reads his t-shirt. The night is decided. This bold-slogan cotton tee is the fastest way to break the ice at a stag do, wind up the groom or match up the entire lads' group in one cheeky uniform — and it does all the heavy lifting before anyone has even ordered a round. Designed for comfort as well as laughs, the classic short-sleeve unisex cut moves easily from pre-drinks to pub crawl to the last taxi home. Wear it as a group, wrap it as a novelty gift or hand it over as a running-joke party favour that keeps the stag chat alive all weekend. BOLD BLACK SLOGAN, CLASSIC WHITE TEE A crisp classic white unisex t-shirt with the standout black slogan printed clearly across the chest. The print is easy to read at 20 paces, so the punchline lands whether the stag is walking through a busy pub, posing for photos or sat in the back of the taxi. 100% COTTON UNISEX COMFORT Made from 100% cotton in a familiar short-sleeved, round-collar, regular-fit cut that suits men and women alike. The plain weave has a slight stretch for comfort, and the unisex sizing makes it easy to order matching tees across a mixed group. MATCHING KIT FOR THE WHOLE STAG PARTY Available in a full run of unisex sizes so every member of the party — groom, best man, ushers, brother-in-law and hangers-on — can turn up in the same look. Group photos, social feeds and every party clip are automatically better with an entire pub-crawl in matching cheeky tees. PERFECT FOR
  • Stag dos and bachelor parties
  • Lads' holidays and weekend breaks
  • Pub crawls and karaoke nights
  • Novelty birthday gifts and Secret Santa surprises
  • Best man gag gifts and groom pranks
  • Themed fancy dress and party nights
FEATURES
  • Bold black slogan print across the chest
  • Classic white unisex t-shirt
  • 100% cotton, plain weave with slight stretch
  • Short sleeves and round collar
  • Regular fit cut for men and women
  • Available in unisex sizes S to XXL
AVAILABLE SIZES
  • Small – Chest 28–30" (71–76cm) – UK Size 6–8
  • Medium – Chest 30–32" (76–81cm) – UK Size 8–10
  • Large – Chest 32–34" (81–86cm) – UK Size 10–12
  • X-Large – Chest 34–36" (86–91cm) – UK Size 12–14
  • XX-Large – Chest 36–38" (91–96cm) – UK Size 14–16
PRODUCT DETAILS
  • 1 x adult unisex novelty t-shirt
  • Colour: classic white with bold black slogan print
  • Print: front chest, easy to read from a distance
  • Material: 100% cotton, plain weave with slight stretch
  • Cut: short sleeve, round collar, regular unisex fit
  • Sizes available: S, M, L, XL, XXL (UK sizing)
Whether the stag knows it is coming or the best man springs it on him at the airport, this bold-slogan tee turns any weekend into a running joke worth photographing.
SKU
MICRO-PENIS-LTWT-PAR

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