Own up before anyone else can. This "Apologise" t-shirt is a soft, adult unisex tee printed on the front with the deadpan line "I would like to apologise to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly." It is the whole joke, ready to wear straight out of the bag.
- The t-shirt: soft cotton, regular unisex fit, round neck, short sleeves, in white.
- The print: the full apology slogan printed clearly across the front.
- The fit: true-to-size regular cut, machine washable for easy everyday wear.
- The fabric: soft, breathable cotton that wears comfortably through a full night out and washes like any everyday tee.
A one-line joke does more work than a whole night of small talk. Read it, laugh, and wear it as the honest answer to whoever asks who is buying the next round — this tee gets there before you have to explain yourself. It travels well too: pack it for a weekend away, throw it on over jeans for a casual day, or use it as the whole outfit for a themed night that needs one good laugh rather than a costume.
Perfect for:
- Stag dos and hen dos
- Nights out with friends
- Birthdays and casual parties
- Anyone who owes the group an apology
Size guide: Available from X-Small to XXX-Large. X-Small 30-32", Small 32-34", Medium 34-36", Large 36-38", X-Large 38-40", XX-Large 40-42", XXX-Large 42-44" chest. Please check your own measurements before ordering.
What's included:
- 1 x "Apologise" printed t-shirt, white, in your chosen size
A cotton wardrobe staple with a one-line joke that does the talking for you, from morning coffee to last orders — a ready-made conversation starter for any stag do, hen do, birthday or night out where an apology is owed but not really meant. Regular unisex fit, round neck, short sleeves, machine washable, and true to size so the whole group can order with confidence.
Buy it alone for yourself or line up matching sizes for the rest of the group — either way, this "Apologise" tee is the fastest way to make an entrance without saying a word. Care for it the way you would any cotton favourite: machine wash, avoid ironing directly over the print, and it will keep reading loud and clear night after night.
