This is the 'Anal Bead Tug O War Champ' funny slogan t-shirt, a genuine adult novelty tee with the bold graphic printed front and centre on soft black cotton. Nothing else is needed - it arrives ready to wear straight out of the bag.
- The tee: a round crew neck, short-sleeved top in soft 100% cotton jersey, cut with a regular, easy-fit shape that does not pull at the shoulders or cling at the waist.
- The print: a bold 'Anal Bead Tug O War Champ' slogan graphic across the chest, finished to resist cracking and peeling through repeated washing so the joke stays legible long after the night it was bought for.
- The humour: cheeky, tongue-in-cheek adult wording built to get a laugh from the group, not to be taken seriously by anyone at the bar.
- The colour: solid black throughout, so the print stands out clean and clear.
Perfect for:
- Stag dos and hen dos
- Birthday nights out
- Group celebrations with friends
- A gag gift for someone with a sense of humour
- Matching sets for the whole group photo
Size guide: available in sizes Small through to XX-Large - Small fits a 32-34in chest with a 27in length, Medium 34-36in with a 28in length, Large 36-38in with a 29in length, X-Large 38-40in with a 30in length, and XX-Large 40-42in with a 31in length. Please check your own measurements before ordering.
What's included:
- One 'Anal Bead Tug O War Champ' t-shirt in black, in your choice of size
Order the whole group in their own sizes so everyone turns up matching for the photos - no ironing, no transfers, no fuss, just a genuine laugh built to last the night. Buy it solo for the person who will actually wear it, or get the whole crew kitted out at once so nobody is left out of the joke. It is the kind of t-shirt that gets read twice, laughed at once, and worn all night without a second thought.



















