This white unisex t-shirt prints the bold slogan "If It's Fishy I Will Sniffy" above a comic cartoon of a bearded, bespectacled man in a beanie sniffing a pair of boxer shorts held at arm's length, complete with stink lines curling off the fabric. It's built with stag dos and bachelor parties in mind, but the joke lands just as well at a general party, a funny t-shirt competition, or any weekend built around a proper laugh - and nothing extra is needed to wear it out of the box.
- The t-shirt: a white, unisex regular fit made from soft 100% cotton, with a classic crew neckline and short sleeves that keep the shape simple and comfortable all day.
- The print: a bold slogan in mustard-yellow lettering above a comic cartoon illustration in deep purple, printed clean and centred on the chest for maximum impact.
- The finish: a flat colour print that stays crisp and legible at any distance, and holds its colour well through repeated machine washing once the celebrations are over.
Perfect for:
- Stag dos and bachelor party celebrations
- Matching group looks for the whole stag or hen party
- Funny t-shirt competitions and banter-led nights out
- General parties where a bold, funny slogan tee fits the occasion perfectly
Size guide: available in a full run from Small (36-38in chest) up to XX-Large (44-46in chest), with Medium, Large and X-Large in between. Please check your own measurements against the size chart on the product page before choosing, since sizes are selected individually rather than on this overview.
What's included:
- One "If It's Fishy I Will Sniffy" printed white t-shirt, in the size you select
Because the print is a flat colour illustration rather than a fine photographic image, it applies and prints cleanly, stays legible from across a room, and keeps its colour and shape through the celebrations and the wash that inevitably follows the weekend. Order one for the groom, or the whole run of sizes for the entire stag or hen party, so everybody is matching before the first drink of the weekend is even ordered at the bar.
The design takes its cue from the illustrated, joke-led style seen on genuine novelty stag tees rather than a fine photographic print, which is exactly why the slogan and cartoon stay so legible from across a crowded room or in every group photo taken over the weekend. Whether it's for the groom himself or the whole party matching together, this tee is built to get the laugh it's aiming for from the very first time it's worn out in public.