Every legendary stag do needs the shirt that turns the crew into the group photo of the weekend, and this novelty tee delivers the punchline before the first round even lands. A bold rude slogan across the chest, a classic black cotton finish, and a regular fit that suits every mate on the guest list.
Whether it is a Blackpool weekender, a Krakow city break or a home-turf lads night, it wears comfortably from the pre-drinks to the last taxi. Cotton fabric, short sleeves, round collar - everyday-tee comfort with a completely un-everyday message printed front and centre.
BOLD RUDE SLOGAN DESIGNThe now-iconic Pound My Chocolate Ring slogan is printed centre-chest in bold high-contrast lettering, unmissable across a crowded bar and camera-ready for every stag photo. Adult humour, straight to the point, no explanation required.
100% COTTON COMFORTMade in classic-fit cotton with a plain weave and slight natural stretch, this tee wears like a favourite everyday shirt. Short sleeves, round collar, regular cut through chest and body - no crop, no oversized drop, just an easy crew neck built for a full weekend on the go.
UNISEX FIT FOR THE WHOLE STAG PARTYSized in classic UK alpha sizing from Small through XX-Large, the fit works across every body shape in the group. Order matching sizes for the entire crew and every mate turns up in the same rude uniform.
PERFECT FOR- Stag dos and bachelor parties, home or abroad
- Lads holidays and city break weekends
- Pub crawls, bar hops and themed night outs
- Matching group outfits for the whole crew
- Gag gifts for the groom or best man
- Inappropriate secret Santa and joke gifting
- Fancy dress parties with an adult-humour theme
- Novelty stag do t-shirt with rude adult-humour slogan front print
- Bold Pound My Chocolate Ring text, centre-chest placement
- Classic crew-neck cut with round collar and short sleeves
- Regular fit through chest and body for everyday-tee comfort
- 100% cotton fabric, plain weave with slight natural stretch
- Solid black colourway for maximum print contrast
- Unisex sizing from Small to XX-Large
- Small - Chest 38-40" (UK Size 12-14)
- Medium - Chest 40-42" (UK Size 14-16)
- Large - Chest 42-44" (UK Size 16-18)
- X-Large - Chest 44-46" (UK Size 18-20)
- XX-Large - Chest 46-48" (UK Size 20-22)
- Quantity: 1 x classic-fit crew-neck t-shirt
- Colour: Black
- Print: Bold rude Pound My Chocolate Ring front slogan
- Material: 100% cotton, plain weave, slight natural stretch
- Cut: Regular fit, round collar, short sleeve
- Available sizes: Small, Medium, Large, XL, XXL
From pre-drinks to sunrise, this is the tee that puts your stag crew in every bar's group photo of the year. Slip it on, own the joke, and let the weekend write itself.








