A crisp white cotton t-shirt printed with a bold "THIS GUY NEEDS A BEER" slogan, a beer mug graphic and two pointing hands across the chest — the funny t-shirt every stag do, bachelor party or big night out has been missing. Whether it goes on the groom, the best man, or the whole group at once, this is the tee that gets the laugh in every group photo and keeps getting worn long after the party is over.
- The t-shirt: a plain-weave cotton with a slight stretch, cut with a round neck, short sleeves and a regular, standard fit that sits comfortably across a wide range of builds, so it works from the pub garden in the afternoon to the club at night.
- The print: a bold beer mug graphic with two pointing hands and the "THIS GUY NEEDS A BEER" slogan, printed clearly and centred across the chest so it reads from across the room, not just up close.
- The finish: machine washable and built to hold its shape and colour through a full weekend away, so it is still worth wearing long after the stag do photos have gone round the group chat.
Perfect for:
- Stag dos and bachelor parties
- Pub crawls and nights out
- Birthdays and get-togethers
- A funny gift for anyone who never says no to a pint
Size guide: Adult sizes run Extra Small to 3X Large. Extra Small chest 30-32", length 26"; Small chest 32-34", length 27"; Medium chest 34-36", length 28"; Large chest 36-38", length 29"; Extra Large chest 38-40", length 30"; 2X Large chest 40-42", length 31"; 3X Large chest 42-44", length 32". Please check your own measurements before ordering.
What's included:
- 1 x This Guy Needs A Beer printed t-shirt, white
Buy it for the groom, the best man, or get the whole group wearing one at once for a laugh that lands in every group photo. It is a straightforward gag gift that keeps getting worn long after the party is over — for a pub crawl, a stag weekend, a big birthday, or just to make people laugh at the bar. Order the size that matches your own measurements against the chart above, since a novelty tee like this is worn far more than the one night it was bought for.



















